The Thought That Didn't Count/You Get an F, (For Fabulous)/Attention Insane M(e or a)th Fanatics!

OMG! How I miss you blog! Now that I look at it...............Why are you guys not commenting on how super cool I am?? *Tear* Oh well...I have to move on.....*Sniffles* I have a cold...so I'm not that super-hyper today............*Tear*


About the Article: It's the Thought That Counts*Sea Monkey!*

Gifts for the boss, and coworkers..........A holiday for most,( who actually got on the nice list.....me naughty list for so long) and also a way of saying 'I like you' or 'I hate you. After reading some of the items, people gave......they must be like me:

*A Life Jacket (meaning: I want to keep you alive)
* Frozen Potatoes (meaning: You are so cold......wait I mean cool!)
* a used, dirty vase (meaning: clean this and your face)
* SEE Monkey! (meaning: I really really like you! awwww...*heart*)
* A goat (meaning: you're shmart, and not a sheep*coughs*Gerald*coughs* +D )


About the Article: A Pass on Grades*Waves Goodbye*

At a number of colleges, there actually getting written evaluations of their performance. Hmm...I thought it was actually, goodbye! Is it suppose to be some kind of one-to-one relationship between the professor and students.......(sounds like a romance novel...) I think it's kind of great, since you wouldn't have to worry about your grade point average, (and hearing that if a person has a grade higher than you, their better than you, like some people I know).


About the Article: Actually, I'm an Actuary*Don't Laugh, It's True!*

Attention all Math Geeks, do you want a career that lets you predict the future?

Call right now to: 1-800-MathGeeks-Ruling-The-World

Well yeah, anyways, there's a person who is called an, Actuary, (meaning: like it matters), who can evaluate risks? ***Maybe I need One*** They determine the financial consequences of future events. I think I should be one, (and run this country down to destruction). You need like a stong math background, and have no attention span. Since you sit in a room, and hit your head to the desk, about 100 times a day, on average. But one good thing about this job, more that 80,000-for the average annual salary...

Signing Off:

-You Know You Love Me

There's no-one else like E.ville

To Be a Yeller or To be not a Opera Singer, That is the Question....

*Cries* This would be my last blog entry for this blog, for a week....hope you like my medium rare humor...lol......comment on my last three......my blog starves for your comments...Don't feed my blog, you might find yourself in a dark, cold, moisty stomach, about to digest you....

And also check out my other blog), because you know, it's hungry also! Feed it with comments!!!


About the Article: Where Do I Go with Speech and Debate...(To the Bank! hey that ryhmes!)

If you can lie, argue, and keep people's attention with your dramatic features, do I have a job for you!

Speech and Debate, have so many jobs you can do, like being a blood sucking-tic at Washington, D.C., or being able to say "to be or not to be! that is the question" on a video camera with a straight face, or even hiding in a podium, feeding a blood-sucking creature his speech....lol

Here's the jobs:

*Government, (recommend if you like lying and being a blood-sucking-tic)

*Acting, (recommend for those who can hold their breath and laughter for more than a day)

*Sales, (being able to bribe someone into buying something they really don't need, also refer as a blood-sucker)

*Broadcasting, (recommended for the ones who like being tackled by athletes, and doesn't mumble through the mic)

*Law, (also know as lying on the job, which only blood-sucking creatures can do)

*Speechwriting, (Best way to write the greatest speech ever, is to look on the internet and go to cheathouse.com)

*Counseling, (Lie, and don't listen, and only sentence you need to keep on saying, 'how does that feel?')

...........and there's also a whole heck alot more, which my fingers are giving up on me....but only thing to know, find a blood-sucking creature, get bitten, then you can get almost any job with speech or debate, Ciao!


Signing Off:

XoXo

-E.Ville is off to go hibernate for the next week or so...........XXXxxxxXXX......wait I mean....ZZzzZZZzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ

Be the Boss, (so then you can fire yourself)

Yay! I'm starting to write again!......to bad after this blog and the next one....i won't be blogging on this blog for a week, (but look at my other blog, and see what goes in and goes out of my little big mind)

About the Article: Setting her Sites (for Sore Eyes)

Robin Liss, has recently fired herself, since she's the boss of her own internet site: Reviewed.com.......which I think is like very retarded.......(You know what, I think I'll fire myself off too.....to Paris! Yes!) Well anyway Miss Liss, started creating her own websites since she was 12 *coughs*geek*coughs*. She also likes making clamation videos with her gome camcorder.......awww Robin, we also love watching you film yourself, sounds like an emo*coughs*Candra*coughs*...*rolls eyes* She's like the youngest person in the company...wow everybody must be old, since she is only 456. I wonder why she is the boss, since she doesn't let her employers, have any freebies from the manufactures..cheap boss....

Well that's all for this blog, bye folks:

Signing Off:

You Know You Love Me (and Candra, for being the emo stoner she is......lol, j/k Candra, don't hurt me!!!)


- E.Ville, wants to Know if you have Hug you Emo Today?? Come, they need to feel the love, so they won't do anything stupid, like kill themselves.......