To Be a Yeller or To be not a Opera Singer, That is the Question....

*Cries* This would be my last blog entry for this blog, for a week....hope you like my medium rare humor...lol......comment on my last three......my blog starves for your comments...Don't feed my blog, you might find yourself in a dark, cold, moisty stomach, about to digest you....

And also check out my other blog), because you know, it's hungry also! Feed it with comments!!!


About the Article: Where Do I Go with Speech and Debate...(To the Bank! hey that ryhmes!)

If you can lie, argue, and keep people's attention with your dramatic features, do I have a job for you!

Speech and Debate, have so many jobs you can do, like being a blood sucking-tic at Washington, D.C., or being able to say "to be or not to be! that is the question" on a video camera with a straight face, or even hiding in a podium, feeding a blood-sucking creature his speech....lol

Here's the jobs:

*Government, (recommend if you like lying and being a blood-sucking-tic)

*Acting, (recommend for those who can hold their breath and laughter for more than a day)

*Sales, (being able to bribe someone into buying something they really don't need, also refer as a blood-sucker)

*Broadcasting, (recommended for the ones who like being tackled by athletes, and doesn't mumble through the mic)

*Law, (also know as lying on the job, which only blood-sucking creatures can do)

*Speechwriting, (Best way to write the greatest speech ever, is to look on the internet and go to cheathouse.com)

*Counseling, (Lie, and don't listen, and only sentence you need to keep on saying, 'how does that feel?')

...........and there's also a whole heck alot more, which my fingers are giving up on me....but only thing to know, find a blood-sucking creature, get bitten, then you can get almost any job with speech or debate, Ciao!


Signing Off:

XoXo

-E.Ville is off to go hibernate for the next week or so...........XXXxxxxXXX......wait I mean....ZZzzZZZzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ

Be the Boss, (so then you can fire yourself)

Yay! I'm starting to write again!......to bad after this blog and the next one....i won't be blogging on this blog for a week, (but look at my other blog, and see what goes in and goes out of my little big mind)

About the Article: Setting her Sites (for Sore Eyes)

Robin Liss, has recently fired herself, since she's the boss of her own internet site: Reviewed.com.......which I think is like very retarded.......(You know what, I think I'll fire myself off too.....to Paris! Yes!) Well anyway Miss Liss, started creating her own websites since she was 12 *coughs*geek*coughs*. She also likes making clamation videos with her gome camcorder.......awww Robin, we also love watching you film yourself, sounds like an emo*coughs*Candra*coughs*...*rolls eyes* She's like the youngest person in the company...wow everybody must be old, since she is only 456. I wonder why she is the boss, since she doesn't let her employers, have any freebies from the manufactures..cheap boss....

Well that's all for this blog, bye folks:

Signing Off:

You Know You Love Me (and Candra, for being the emo stoner she is......lol, j/k Candra, don't hurt me!!!)


- E.Ville, wants to Know if you have Hug you Emo Today?? Come, they need to feel the love, so they won't do anything stupid, like kill themselves.......

Songs from the tortured Soul on the Railroad Tracks

For awhile, I haven't been interested in writing in this blog, Why? because, I have a lot of stuff on my mind,(see my other blog to see what's dancing sugar plums, have done to my head) Yup, if you did read it.......I'm messed up.............I can go on and on, about it....but I have to finish this blog entry with.....


The Article title: Working on the Railroad

So since I read it, it's about if you are interested in a job as a railroad job thingy. Benefits: 75-90 % you get cheap meds and can get that ugly cavity off your teeth, average salary of %62, 128$75, 162.......the consequences: You can DIE from a slow-dying agony of running off the track...into the cold murky water, OR if you get motion-sickness, I cleary suggest you to stop reading, and find a different job to try.......hey, why not try to be a blood donor......??? I should look into that later....

Required Skills:
* Responsibility, (Guess that means I'm already not for this job *downhearted* I wanted to go Cho-Cho)
* Working with the Public, (OMG! for reals!)
* Make sure everyone is safely riding, (What!, no playing hide-in-seek)
* Being able to hit the go and stop button, (Was the green button stop, and the red button go?)
*Being a multi-tasker, (so you can read the latest gossip on the internet, yelling at a retarded kid to stop hiding in the cabinets, *sheesh...that game was over like 5 hours ago*, throwing tickets at the window, and trying to find that big red button, that will be the doom of us all.....self-destruction button)

Interests:
*Shiny stuff, like electronices
*Math,(only thing you need to know is that 2+2=fish, see that simple :) )
*Working with money, (yay! now run away with it!)


Okay I'm tired now, Signing off:

X to the O

-E.Ville always say find a lead, follow it to the end of the line.......and make sure to squash all the little bugs, who think there in the lead....

Three Blogs, Who AreJust Dying To Be Written

Ello' peers that I love so much, that you actually read all the things that are in my mind!
So yeah, haven't written alot, and I'm like 3 blogs, behind pg. 26 so i'm going to try and write a not of it all, kay!


First Blog, Article: Building Pages
my personal title: Keeping it FRESH 24/7

Well, the news we get is so not new, (well except for us) to the people who give us the new news. does that make sense?? Their called: W-E-B P-R-O-D-U-C-E-R-S, (I feel very spelly today...lol) Yeah it's a great job, if you like staring at a screen all day, and your only friends are people on the internet, j/k... But yeah, I think I want to become a 'tech geek who works 24-7 in a dark, windowless room'........or i can do New York City :) and a average salary of 30,000-90,000, excellent!


Second Blog, Article: Remote Access
my personal title: Proceed With Caution

Ahh...the many reasons why we should become a tel-eee-com-mute-er............work at home..........and you get to use a blackberry...you have a laptop!....no people to bother you.......did i mention, the blackberry??? :)

So yes, I know it's kind of weird but "some people" think that this job is not for everyone, like for example, young people...the office is "the place to get their social itch, scratched".........Sounds contagious, So some advice: WORK AT HOME!!


And.......(drum roll please) The Third Blog Entry, Article: E-Learning; The Anytime, Anywhere Option
my Personal title: OMG! WE HAD OPTIONS!!! OMG!

I actually never knew we had the option of going to school virtually.....amazing!......So yeah e-classes fall into two Categories:

* Synchronous classes- allow the instructor and student to see each other at a pre-arranged time and do some chatting in a chat room or a streaming video...sounds sexy............(lol, wish I saw your face right there.......mine was {o_0 OMG!})

* Asynchronous classes-allow you to go to school anytime, anywhere.....even better.......now my nocturnal ways won't be disrupted........lol

So is e-learning for you??? me, i don't really think so........since it's my friends that I come to school for anyway.........*coughs* and beat T.T.*coughs*..........hmmmmm....I must be catching something......





Yeah I'm sorry I didn't had time to do today's assignments......but I'll think I'll write one yup tonight, using stone tablets.......lol......or paper-if they still make it.......




Signing Off:

You Know You Love 'The Nocturnal Attitude' Me!

-E.Ville feeling a bit depressed.......

P.S. : So Yeah, friends of mine out there.............make me laugh..............so I won't be this sad........

Next Secret Meeting of the Botmaster Ninjas! Underground: Oct. 12

Hey people, guess what, I'M a Hacker, yup I can infest all these computers right now with my awesome cyberness ninja skills! LOL, j/k

About the Article: Protect the Digital Frontier*On the ol' Prairie, y'all*

Cyber Terriosm, its the latest fashion scene these days! I wonder why governments want to keep things secret, why post it on the internet where everybody can like get into it! IT's kind of stupid, you know! That's why I stick to stone tablets for my secrets! LOL......

*The Mighty Mouse-keteers* Yup, i'm one of those cyber bounty-hunters, where i round up the terroist and feel like i'm all buff and mighty...... :). The Call me a might mouse-keteer, where my sword is my mouse, and my business of killing is by my keyboard! Well anyways, there now putting the air force into all this 'protecting the internet', wow! maybe i should do that.....

Hey I just had an idea, instead of wars where everybody gets all bloody up! Why don't we just have cyber wars! that would be better! Get on a message board, and start playing war!!!

I wonder why people are so intimate with their computers, I mean why not just make it apart of the family now! they have Artificial brains...so yeah, maybe that we don't know it right now, but maybe these computers are waiting for us to be asleep, and they take over our bodies!

lol!

Well, I think I'm very off-subject of the article, it's just that i'm tired and my mind is going......I'm like 167 years old you know! Well...........

Signing Off:

XoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoX

-E.VILLE wishes for along night's rest.......or day rest!, where she can dream of computers downloading information in her head.......ZzzzzZZzzz

No More Ramen or Potatoes: Time for Jobster.com

It feels so strange that you can get like anything these days on the internet. Strange, strange, strange.....So yeah, loved the comments, and keep sending them in! :)


About the Article: Net' Working


The best way to get a job is networking, it's absolutely true if it's black and white ink, and we're reading about it. (F.Y.I: Don't believe everything these days.....)

*Myspace, that's what I need to clean up! It's all messed up saying: that I do smokin' with my homies~ LoL!
I don't do that kay people, because I'm just cool like that and I don't want to die early! Well some advice, either change your privacy settings or clean up you myspace page!

*You.com............I wonder what that is??????? *thinks* nothing comes.........*thinks harder*.......my head is hurting.....................

*Please leave a message, after this beep.................................................BEEP!! lol
Well a good strategy to land jobs is to find message boards that surround the industry you want to work at.............and you know post like a maniac, like me!

*Blog it!~ hey don't we already do that, YAY, we're ahead!

*Connect Carefully! ~ 2smrt4u, yup thats what you should be, and be smart enough to not put you whole soul on the internet.........*like I did* *regrets*

Signing Off, rather Sick:

You KNOW you Love Me!
-E.VILLE's nickname is Lil'Wookie! HOORAY!

*Shmart*, Woey, and That IT(insane teachers)

OMG! Hi blog, it's been like a long, time since i've seen you.........oh yeah, hi readers! Guess what I did today, I actually read your blogs...........usually i just skim through it.............lol..........wow, all of you are boring.............j/k!


About the Articles: Jacob's Cool Computer Program, Web-Search Woes, and The IT Factor


Can you actually believe that a 15 year old, is weird enough to think of donating old refurbish computers for the needy? Do the needy know how to use a computer? Me, don't know. This kid, Jacob Komer, has been writing computer programs at the age of 5, pssshhhh, I can do that! I think? And it's kind of funny of him quoting, " There's no substitute for the reaction on someone's face when you show them google.com for the first time." LOL, do they move their mouse to the do I feel lucky? button, first?

I wonder which one your pathetic lives have some trouble navigating through cyberspace.
Show of hands? Lol

Class: Navigating through cyberspace 101

Okay let's see. Hmmm....if you want to look up some news about Tuba City,

1. go to a web search engine site, like google, yahoo, msn, ask.com, and etc.

2. type in either
-Tuba City, Arizona News
- News about Tuba City, Arizona
-Tuba City, Arizona, News
...etc, etc......

I think this is where you all messed up at, can't think of other words to put on the search engine!
I do that to...........

3. Go for the 1st-3rd pages of websites, but most of the time the first item is what you want...

Okay, see you y'all next class!


Hey all you peeps, who can't think, the'res a shortage of employees in the IT profession! So their you go, make money on the cyberspace! I didn't really know there was computer science, do we heal the computer to make it better? lol

Signing Off:

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- E. Ville is so Shrmart, that she can put the hr and Shrmart!